Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...