Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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A burglar is in big trouble
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Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Redneck Working on Computer
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Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...