A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!