First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...