An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...