Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...