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Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
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Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Brag about parents
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!