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Dear Abby
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No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Paddy long legs!
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Iraqi tv-guide
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Birth Control
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Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...