Prison vs. full-time job
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Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...