Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...