Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...