God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...