Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...