Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...