Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...