Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...