Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...