Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...