I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...