President
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Free advice at social affairs?
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He was de-lighted!
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Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
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If men had a vagina.
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I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Blonde quickies 141-160
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...