More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...