Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...