Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.