What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...