Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...