Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!