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Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...