Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...