Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...