Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...