Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...