When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...