Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...