I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...