The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...