Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.