Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...