Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...