Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....