Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...