The blonde and the screen door
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Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
A test for being drunk
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The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...