Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...