Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...