The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...