What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The Darwin Awards
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Try this on honey!
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Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...