Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!