Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!