Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....