Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...