Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...