Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...